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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Movie

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

1h 53m

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2025

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6.3

Drama
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Story Line

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Rose Byrne
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP Rocky
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary Bronstein
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian Slater
Christian SlaterFather
Eva Kornet
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella Beatty
Ella BeattyKate
Helen Hong
Helen HongEva
Daniel Zolghadri
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh Pais
Josh PaisBrad
Ronald Bronstein
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice)
Lark White
Lark WhiteVanessa
Laurence Blum
Laurence BlumPolice Officer
Amy Judd Lieberman
Amy Judd LiebermanMelanie
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Char SidneyNurse
Jodi Michelle Pynn
Jodi Michelle PynnNurse
J.
J. Alan ScottPuppeteer
JA
Jason MatthewsPuppeteer
Victor Broadley
Victor BroadleyPuppeteer

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